Once there was a dot. His name was Tod and he lived very snug in his comfortable hole. One day, someone came by with a hat and mustache, holding a paintbrush and a palette. He was also holding a canvas that he placed on the ground. He was an artist. The artist saw Tod and stuffed him into the palette! Then he dabbed the paintbrush into Tod and squished Tod on the canvas. Then Tod never made art again (because he was art).
Detective Dummy and the Jewel Heist (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “ok”:
A jewel called the Dumb Diamond got shipped a from London to the Dumbville Museum. They put it in a safe with lasers all around it. That night it was stolen! The security guards checked the security cams and it turned out Detective Dummy stole it and he went to jail. Poor Dummy.
Super Bunny
Once there was a Super Bunny who lived a very comfortable life on a couple of spikes in a cemetery, eating slugs dressed in carrot suits. One day he heard a scream! Super Bunny to the rescue! Super Bunny knocked down some spikes and one of graves opened! Super Bunny jumped in to the grave to get his Super Carrot Suit. Then he flew to the city, knocking over everything. When he got there he made total chaos only to see someone screaming at a toothbrush.
The Pen
Once there was a boy named Alex. He had a pen that he liked very much. One day he was writing with it and the paper suddenly got splattered in orange paint. Alex was very confused. He took the pen to a pen doctor and the doctor got showered with confetti. Alex took it to another pen doctor and toxic gas spewed out of the pen. It was a bad disease. The ceiling opened and air masks fell from helicopters above. Then Alex decided never to use a pen again.
Diabolical Dummy goes Straight (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “ok”:
At the Dumbville Mall a gangster stole a woman’s purse. Then our dumb hero comes to save the day! But not the one we think. It was Diabolical Dummy! Had he gone dumb straight? Detective Dummy didn’t think so. He sneaked into Diabolical’s house for evidence. It turned out that Diabolical Dummy just drew a straight line and the person that saved the day was Superhero Sucker. Our hero broke the law of sneaking into people’s houses and went to jail. Diabolical is still dumb and dangerous.
Detective Dummy and the License Chase (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “ok”.
Detective Dummy was chasing a speeder. He looked at the license plate and remembered it. The car sped away. He checked the license in, it was ACC13592WQ341,000999V4DML-2@471. They traced the person’s location. It turned out it was Detective Dummy that sped and he went to jail. THE END!
The Lightbulb (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “bg”.
Late one night Mr. Lupine needed a light bulb to read the newspaper. He found one in the closet and screwed it in. But when he turned on the lamp, it lit up the whole house. He drew the blinds and saw the whole world outside was lit up as well! He ran to the lamp to turn it off. With one turn of the knob, the dark returned outside.. With another turn, the light shrunk down to the space around his cozy chair. He sat down and read the news.
Detective Dummy Creates a Law (Submitted Story)
“In the name of the law you must go to jail” said the policeman to Detective Dummy. “I’ll name the law Bob” said Detective Dummy. Then Detective Dummy created a law named Bob and we still use it today.
P.S. He still went to jail.
The Spark who Jumped
Once upon a time there was a spark. His name was Sparky. He lived in a family with a bunch of sparks. Every time a human set a fire, everyone in his family jumped in it. Except Sparky. He could never jump. He would just lie there experiencing the most boring part of life. Then one day, Sparky found a magic wand on the ground. He pointed it to a tree and said, “Fart!”. The tree farted. Then he pointed it at himself and said, “Be jumpy!”. He jumped.
Pency the Magic Pencil
Once upon a time there was a pencil. It’s name was Pency. One day he was drawing made up creatures on his paper house and suddenly he thought something moved. Pency turned around to see what had moved only to see nothing. He turned back to the cyclops he was drawing only to see that it wasn’t there!!! Then suddenly he saw his drawing. It was alive! Then he realized that he was magic. He could draw anything and it would come to life! Then he lived happily ever after.