Igloonah (Holiday Edition and Spoof on Hanukkah)

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Once upon a time there was an Eskimo. His name was Kudah. He had a little igloo in the state of Sisreal. The only problem was, Sisreal is a really hot place and the igloo was only going to be frozen for a day. So the people of Sisreal used the igloo for all their needs, like for shelter and storage. The people of Sisreal knew that the igloo was going to melt the next day so they all packed up and left the igloo for it was dusk and were sad.

The next day, the people of Sisreal looked out their windows to see the igloo still a solid. They were really happy that they could still use the almighty igloo for their needs. They repeated this process until the seventh day that they were doing this. Then, they decided that it would by okay to sleep in the igloo for the night.

The next day, they saw all kinds of signs of the igloo melting. They abandoned the igloo, but luckily the igloo lasted for eight days and that was enough time for Kudah to make a new igloo. From now on, that miracle was celebrated as a holiday called Igloonah and is celebrated on Wednesday, November 27, 2013, Tuesday, December 16, 2014, Sunday, December 6, 2015, Saturday, December 24, 2016, Tuesday, December 12, 2017, Sunday, December 2, 2018, Sunday, December 22, 2019, Thursday, December 10, 2020, Sunday, November 28, 2021, Sunday, and December 18, and 2022. The end.
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The Magical Teapot

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Once there was a teapot. Each morning he would sprout his legs and started to roam around the city shooting candy and confetti out of his spout. Then one day, a carrot fell from the sky into his spout and his spout was clogged. The carrot started filling up with candy and confetti. Then, someone took the carrot out of his spout and ate it. He got very sick. The king was very angry that the teapot made someone sick so he was banished the teapot from the country.

OPABINIA POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Submitted Story)

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Submitted by “jw”:

Once upon a time, there was an opabinia. (If you don’t know what that is, look it up). He was playing Diep.io, and he was an absolute pro at it. He dominated the server! The end!       *,…,*

The King in his Castle (Submitted Story)

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submitted by “hg”

There was a king who lived in a castle all by himself. He would give the sun and the moon for some company, so he set out to find someone to talk to. He saw a beautiful flower on the side of the road. He thought “If I pick this flower I can give it to a princess and she’ll marry me!” As he reached down to pluck it, it yelled “Stop!” He picked it anyway and it turned into a beetle that wouldn’t stop talking. Now he wanted solitude!

The Boy who Loved Butter (Submitted Story)

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Submitted by “bg”

There was a boy who loved butter. He ate butter sandwiches, butter cookies, and butterfingers. For his birthday he ate cake with buttercream frosting that he washed down with a tall glass buttermilk. One day he was chasing a butterfly in the yard when his father started frying a butterball turkey in a big vat of butter. It filled the air with a butter smell so thick and buttery that it was too much of a good thing. The boy felt really sick and never at butter again.

The Hamster Who Toasted Bread

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Once upon a time there was a hamster. His name was Chucky and he always longed for toast. One day he was walking along when a toaster came flying through his cage. Then moments later a slice of bread flew in as well. Chucky was such in awe at the sight of the toast and the bread, that he ran at top speed to the items, stuffed the toast in the toaster, and got sucked into the toaster! It was a portal! Then he never wanted to have toast again.

Baby Dino (Submitted Story)

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Submitted by “bg”:

A boy heard a screeching outside and was sure it was a baby dinosaur. He asked his mom if they could go take a look. The mom looked outside but all she could see was a mother pushing her baby in a stroller.“There’s a baby dinosaur in that stroller,” the boy said, “I heard it!” He imagined the little dinosaur with a rattle and a little bonnet.“Okay, let’s go see,” they went to greet the mother. When they peeked in the stroller, they saw a baby rhino.

The Fish who Wished (Submitted Story)

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Submitted by “bg”:

There was a fish who wished he was a sailor. He saw a sailor looking over the side of the boat into the blue green water, looking free and without care. The fish hoped to be caught to see the sailor up close, but the sailor didn’t fish.  One day the wind kicked up and the boat keeled over so far the sailor fell in. Their eyes locked and the fish saw his fear.  The sailor climbed back into the boat. The fish swam away, happy to be a fish.

Puffy Shirt Olly (Submitted Story)

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Submitted by “ok”:

A long time ago in a sea far away there lived the dumbest pirate ever named, Puffy Shirt Olly. He sailed the seas and met his arch nemesis BrickBeard. His beard was made out of bricks and it was hard for him to walk because they were so heavy. Puffy Shirt Olly fought more enemies and traveled the seas for adventure in a might to happen series.