The Dog Toy Named Lambchop

Once, there was a grandma named Pat who went to a dog toy store. She got a toy we named “Lambchop.” When she got home she gave it to her dog Wyatt. In the next two days the toy was ruined so she went back to the toy shop for another one. The same thing happened in the next two days and the same problem happened over and over again until she had no money and that is what you get for buying a toy for your dog.

Igloonah (Holiday Edition and Spoof on Hanukkah)

Once upon a time there was an Eskimo. His name was Kudah. He had a little igloo in the state of Sisreal. The only problem was, Sisreal is a really hot place and the igloo was only going to be frozen for a day. So the people of Sisreal used the igloo for all their needs, like for shelter and storage. The people of Sisreal knew that the igloo was going to melt the next day so they all packed up and left the igloo for it was dusk and were sad.

The next day, the people of Sisreal looked out their windows to see the igloo still a solid. They were really happy that they could still use the almighty igloo for their needs. They repeated this process until the seventh day that they were doing this. Then, they decided that it would by okay to sleep in the igloo for the night.

The next day, they saw all kinds of signs of the igloo melting. They abandoned the igloo, but luckily the igloo lasted for eight days and that was enough time for Kudah to make a new igloo. From now on, that miracle was celebrated as a holiday called Igloonah and is celebrated on Wednesday, November 27, 2013, Tuesday, December 16, 2014, Sunday, December 6, 2015, Saturday, December 24, 2016, Tuesday, December 12, 2017, Sunday, December 2, 2018, Sunday, December 22, 2019, Thursday, December 10, 2020, Sunday, November 28, 2021, Sunday, and December 18, and 2022. The end.
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Super Bunny

Once there was a Super Bunny who lived a very comfortable life on a couple of spikes in a cemetery, eating slugs dressed in carrot suits. One day he heard a scream! Super Bunny to the rescue! Super Bunny knocked down some spikes and one of graves opened! Super Bunny jumped in to the grave to get his Super Carrot Suit. Then he flew to the city, knocking over everything. When he got there he made total chaos only to see someone screaming at a toothbrush.