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There once was a yo-yo named Yo-yo that went up and down and up and down. After a while he would get seasick. One day Yo-yo was hopping along when he met some yogurt named Yogurt. Yogurt wanted to not be eaten so Yo-yo jumped on a shelf and got him to safety. When he tried to get down he got his string tangled around a can of soup and went up and down forever and puked.

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There once was a boy that lived with a mom and a dad. His dad had been growing a mustache. One day he said he would shave it and went to a store to buy shaving cream but he didn’t know it was radioactive. Then he put it on and shaved his mustache. Later that night the hair came alive, combined into a mustache and found the boy. They became friends and they lived happily ever after.

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There once was a pickle who wanted to be a cowboy. He put on a hat and boots and got on a cricket. He went to a beach he thought was a desert. He met a crab named Austin and they looked for his missing shell. Later that day near sunset, the pickle found Austin’s shell. Austin thanked him and went underground. Later the pickle got pulled in the current and sank. A fish ate him and liked it. Now, fishermen use pickles on their fishing lines instead of worms.