Submitted by “?”:
Once there was a notebook and he had a trusty pencil. He loved to write stories with his pencil and he drew pictures too. He wrote sentences like “I love pizza and chicken.” Then one day the notebook read a book and knew that his little sentences would never be good enough to write a book so he cried and cried. The book lived happily ever after and the notebook lived sadly ever after. But then the notebook got a great idea!
Bones are a historical part of the body but did it ever occur to you that bones could be a weapon. Think about it! Think of the big white bone hitting you on the head. Bones are the perfect weapons!
Submitted by “?”:
They say GOLD is the best most valued metal but think about the problems it causes people steal gold from each other and I don’t think it is worth all the the problems it causes. All greedy people want is GOLD, GOLD, AND more GOLD! GOLD causes problems so don’t get gold!
Submitted by “ok”:
There was once a Leprechaun named Joe. He loved to play tricks on people. One day he got this kid stuck to a tree while trying to climb it. After a while he lost his four-leaf clover and had bad luck for the rest of his life.
Submitted by “ok”:
There was once a detective named Dummy. At cases he would take out this thing he called a magnifying glass but instead was a small mirror and when he looked at it he saw himself and would say “I’m the bad guy,”. To be exact he has gone to jail 580,000,652 times.
See what happens next,
Submitted by “bcech”:
Once there was a kid and he had a sock. One day a truck filled with mutant sock gas crashed into the poor kid’s house! The kid was hurt and scared with only one sock on his foot. When he got up from the ground he almost passed out when he saw his sock with legs and hands walking around! His sock took a small towel and wrapped it around his neck. Then he flew out the door and the kid fainted. The sock now fights crime and he calls himself odd sock!
See what happens next,
Submitted by “?”:
Once upon a time there was a dog named Poo. He loved to eat his poo.
Submitted by “bc”:
Once upon a time there was a cube. The cube was turned one day and was turned by Mcpufferson. Then he evolved then he turned again and again so he evolved and evolved. After a while he turned into a monster and then he made a web site called Gonoodle. Then he made moosetube in Gonoodle and others. And After a while he became famous and made lots of money. THE END
Submitted by “db”:
I walked on the beach. My feet in the sand. I stubbed my toe.
I reached down to see what was under my foot. A piece of spongy white material poked from the sand. I pulled it out. It was a beach bone. Something big had this bone. Something strong.
A coyote? A shark? It made me think.
I thought about the beach bone all day. I have the beach bone. I’ll keep it with me until I know where it came from. Until I know, who’s bone it was.
Submitted by “ok”:
There was once a boy that talked a lot. He went up to a clock and said “You can’t talk.” ” Yes he can” said the stove. “Then I challenge him to a talking contest at 2:00.”
It was finally 2:00 and the boy said “Ggfhgjghhhgjgvcgggjgg.” “Take that” he said. Then the clock kept on saying “Tock tock tock tock tock.” The boy walked away mad and turned on the radio and it started playing ‘What Does The Clock Say?’