Submitted by “bcech”:
There was a stone fox in the middle of the of the street. Billy the kid ( a kid ) had seen the stone fox before but for some reason it looked odd. Something had changed. Something big changed. It had a lever on it. Billy pulled it and he fell into a deep hole. He was stuck! Moral: Never pull a lever on a stone dog.
Submitted by “db”:
I walked on the beach. My feet in the sand. I stubbed my toe.
I reached down to see what was under my foot. A piece of spongy white material poked from the sand. I pulled it out. It was a beach bone. Something big had this bone. Something strong.
A coyote? A shark? It made me think.
I thought about the beach bone all day. I have the beach bone. I’ll keep it with me until I know where it came from. Until I know, who’s bone it was.
Submitted by “ok”:
There was once a boy that talked a lot. He went up to a clock and said “You can’t talk.” ” Yes he can” said the stove. “Then I challenge him to a talking contest at 2:00.”
It was finally 2:00 and the boy said “Ggfhgjghhhgjgvcgggjgg.” “Take that” he said. Then the clock kept on saying “Tock tock tock tock tock.” The boy walked away mad and turned on the radio and it started playing ‘What Does The Clock Say?’
Submitted by “ok”:
There was a UFO (ugly funky object) that landed in a boy’s backyard. The alien that was in the UFO found the boy and asked where was his leader. “In the White House” the boy replied. “Take me to him” said the alien. “Okay” said the boy. They went to the White House and met Barack Obama. “I thought this was your leader” said the alien holding up a picture of George Washington.
Once upon a time in a far off land in the land of burps there was a boy named Bob. He lived in burpingville (a place in the land of burps) with his mom, dad, sister, dog, fish, cat, bird, snake, rat, mouse, and a monkey. The thing about Bob is he burped all the time (including in his sleep).
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon just lying there on the sidewalk, when a boy came along. Then the boy said,”Spoon, you are so boring, all you are doing is just lying there doing nothing at all. All you can do is let people eat certain kinds of food.” Then the spoon came to life and said,”You don’t talk to me like that!” and chased the boy all the way around the block.
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Once upon a time in a galaxy far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far away there was a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really dumb boy.
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Once upon a time, a boy counted the times he saw the word Crayola on a crayon. He wasn’t very smart but he could still count. After he counted Crayola once, he turned the crayon all the way around to try to find more to count. But he didn’t know that he turned the crayon all the way around. Then he saw Crayola again and counted that too. He repeated that forever and ever.
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Once upon a time a boy farted. His name was Fred. He was negative ten. When ever he farted he would fart again so the results would be that he would be farting for his whole life. It was a very stinky situation in nineteen eighty nine. I hope you weren’t there. He only lived for one year. That was all a joke.
This reminds me, did you hear the joke about the fart? It stinks!
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