Submitted by “js”:
There was once a cat. He was a very very crazy cat. He was a butter cat, so he really liked butter a lot. When he licked himself, he ate himself. And he was gone.
Author: nw
I am a very silly kid. I have three friends that I always play with. I like building stuff and I have a very good sense of humor. I like playing
Minecraft. It is a very fun, creative game where you can basically build whatever you want. My three best friends also play Minecraft. One of them doesn't play that it that much though.
Alternate Story to The Disappearing Snowman (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “dg”:
This morning I woke up and found tons of snow on the ground. So I made a big snowman. I went inside to play. When I came out late afternoon, the snowman had disappeared. He left a note saying that he left to hang out at the beach. I rushed to the beach, and sure enough, there he was, riding a surfboard, waving “Hi” to me. I waved back. Then he dived into the water, and I couldn’t seem to find him after that!
The Disappearing Snowman (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “dg”:
This morning I woke up and found tons of snow on the ground. So I made a big snowman.
The nose was made from a banana. The eyes were made from cherry tomatoes. The ears and mouth were oranges. The chin was from an apple slice. The arms were from long cucumbers. The fingers were from cantaloupe. It looked great!
I went inside to play. When I came out late afternoon, the snowman had disappeared. But I wasn’t sad: I had a great fruit and veggie salad!
ODD SOCK book 100,000,000,000 (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “bc”:
It was another day for odd sock. He was getting old and there was no crime to fight. Odd Sock knew that it was time to train a sock that were able to defeat all the deadly criminals like the Deadly Marshmallow Baby or MR. PUKE-MAN. So he found a sock to train. They trained for 1,000,000,,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000……………… System Fail. Shutting down. .. … … …………….Hello? You can hear me right? Okay, so where was I? Oh yes, so they trained for very long. Then they were ready to fight. See next story “Odd Sock and Smelly Sock.”
ODD SOCK book 5 (Submitted Story)
It was another day for odd sock. He was getting old and there was no crime to fight. Odd Sock knew that it was time to train a sock that were able to defeat all the deadly criminals like the Deadly Marshmallow Baby or MR. PUKE-MAN. So he found a sock to train. They trained for 1,0000…. System failure….. shutting down…. Hello Hello? Okay you can hear me right? So then Odd sock trained a new partner. See Odd Sock book 6 for more!!
Poop (Submitted Poem)
Poo is brown, Poo is sticky, Poo is all we can be, Poo is cool, Poo is hot, Poo can smell like blue berry snot. –bc
The Spoon Army
Once, there was a spoon army. Every night they would sneak into people’s houses and jump into the place where the owners of the house keep the utensils. Then, in the morning, when the owners of the house ate breakfast, one of the owners would pick up a spoon that’s in the army and start eating with it. Then, that owner would turn into another spoon and join the army. That happened all the time until a giant fork came along and flung the spoon army into space. The end.
Igloonah (Holiday Edition and Spoof on Hanukkah)
Once upon a time there was an Eskimo. His name was Kudah. He had a little igloo in the state of Sisreal. The only problem was, Sisreal is a really hot place and the igloo was only going to be frozen for a day. So the people of Sisreal used the igloo for all their needs, like for shelter and storage. The people of Sisreal knew that the igloo was going to melt the next day so they all packed up and left the igloo for it was dusk and were sad.
The next day, the people of Sisreal looked out their windows to see the igloo still a solid. They were really happy that they could still use the almighty igloo for their needs. They repeated this process until the seventh day that they were doing this. Then, they decided that it would by okay to sleep in the igloo for the night.
The next day, they saw all kinds of signs of the igloo melting. They abandoned the igloo, but luckily the igloo lasted for eight days and that was enough time for Kudah to make a new igloo. From now on, that miracle was celebrated as a holiday called Igloonah and is celebrated on Wednesday, November 27, 2013, Tuesday, December 16, 2014, Sunday, December 6, 2015, Saturday, December 24, 2016, Tuesday, December 12, 2017, Sunday, December 2, 2018, Sunday, December 22, 2019, Thursday, December 10, 2020, Sunday, November 28, 2021, Sunday, and December 18, and 2022. The end.
The Magical Teapot
Once there was a teapot. Each morning he would sprout his legs and started to roam around the city shooting candy and confetti out of his spout. Then one day, a carrot fell from the sky into his spout and his spout was clogged. The carrot started filling up with candy and confetti. Then, someone took the carrot out of his spout and ate it. He got very sick. The king was very angry that the teapot made someone sick so he was banished the teapot from the country.
OPABINIA POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “jw”:
Once upon a time, there was an opabinia. (If you don’t know what that is, look it up). He was playing Diep.io, and he was an absolute pro at it. He dominated the server! The end! *,…,*