Once upon a time there was a cow. It was a very rare breed. It was called the Moo Moo Cow breed. The breed was so rare that there was only one Moo Moo Cow in the whole universe. The Moo Moo Cow mooed all the time. Sometimes, it busted down doors of houses, went inside and ran around in circles mooing as loud as possible like nobody’s  business. Most cows provide milk, but the Moo Moo Cow breed provided cereal. You get it by cerealing a Moo Moo Cow.

This reminds me about the joke that goes like this: knock knock. who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow-MOO!

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